Thursday, May 29, 2008

Dairy # 2

Today When I was being pushed by my friend Bull a boy and a hillbilly walked past and Jasper Jr. yelled some very unpleasant things to the boy and the hillbilly stopped suddenly and turned around as fast as a cheetah and that's when I knew something big was about to happen. I knew it from the bottom of my dented, greenish crud infested motor. From my non-existing ear I hear the boy try to convince him to back off but the hillbilly kept coming like a angry train. He pedaled up to Jasper and looked him straight in the eye. He was very mad, But good thing bull blocked there path or else there wood of been some kung-fu karate action fighting. The hillbilly asked," What was it you said, boy?" and of course with Jasper's stubborn attitude said," I wasn't talkin' to you". "He was talking to me. Honest" Noah said. You could tell from his wimpy voice that he didn't want Trouble in the main highway because everyone would see. But the hillbilly didn't give up. He told Jasper that he had a potty mouth like his dad and then threatened to knock out all his teeth before he turns 18. Bull pleaded that Jasper didn't mean anything. The hillbilly told him aggressively to shut-up. The hillbilly told Jasper to apologize to him and his friend. The boy seemed disguised by this. Then Jasper apologized to him only and not Jasper which made bull yell that the boys father had sunk his boat and the hillbilly said like I care. then he had the decency to put his big disgusting foot with the smell of a thousand skunk on me than thrashed me down a big hill untill my insides toppled all over the asphalt floor making my gray gushy fluid go every where and ontop of that, no one picked me up and left.

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