Dairy #6

Dear Dairy,

Finally! In your face! boo yah!!!! Dusty Muleman got caught
because of our trick. We had been waiting for this for like
500 Years and finally the day is here. The Indians are
taking all whats left of the Coral Queen and also sued
him. And the funniest part was when Jasper Jr. Lite a
cigar and blow up a hundred boxes of bottled rockets.
When they hit the water The Coral Queens fuel tank
blew up and blew up the Coral Queen Who didn't deserve
that. I was sad when Grandpa Bobby had to leave after
we found out he wasn't dead, but hey easy come easy go. He
gave my sister a emareld earing which was awsome, but
I didn't get anything -_-'. Well I think it's been a very happy
ending so far.

Diary #5

Dear Diary,

Today I human hit me and broke my left blubber and he
did a hit and run. I tried catching up but I didn't want
what happened last time to happen again. Last time I was
sleeping A big Whale like thing that floats on the surface
smashed me. I tried to get away but it was using a loud
horn to blow up my ears. Earlier I had tried praying and
mourning for the thing and it blessed me with a brown
chewy substance that tasted better that seaweed, which
is illegal to eat. He gave me the brown substance almost
every day until today where it has gone mad and is now
sitting on my head. I waited many days and nights only
eating my left fin as food and finally when it rose back
from the surface it took me along. Carrying me with it
bubbles that seemed to come from nowhere I fell in to the
eternal darkness.. unconscious. Until the big yell equal to
a thousand whales woke me and along with it came a big
wave of water knocking me out again until the hit amd run
boy broke my remaining fin.

dairy #4

Dear Diary,

I know I never write anything in you but today is special,

and I'm gonna tell everything about it to you. It was like

7-o-clock when Noah can knocking at the door and asked

me to join the plan and what not. Of course I was have dead

after that wild party last night with the mechanical bull

and pinata. Well anyways all I heard was Yak Yak Yack

Dusty Muleman and as soon as that word came out of his

mouth I didn't want anything to do with it. It was early, I

was half asleep and I didn't want to end up like Lice. But

as soon as I said no he played the guilt factor on me

saying," it's okay if you don't want to, I understand". And

on top of that i actually promised him! I must of had ten

Tequilas and 5 bottles of budlight or something. But I caved

in.. only because I promised and I have to kept my promise.

As soon as I heard the plan I thought this idea is stupid and

may get me killled, but I can tell him that. Also I would

have to go with the plan, because I sure didn't have one.

I just kept a serious face. I asked him if his father was knows

about the plan but lucky he doesn't because he was part

of the plan hed problaby nuc. the boat since he failed the

last time. I think I actually wouln't of minded seeing that.

Diary #3

Dear Diary,

I finally got out of jail, but I kinda broke out instead
. I couldn't wait any longer! jail was boring and horrible, the dinner
is like a mixture of space and military food. if I waited any longer
I would of gone crazy. Well now that I'm back home it all right, we
talked about whats been going on until my wife said how I was
going to be released any ways. I was sooo mad at that. But it gets
worse, a sheriff comes and Im not ready to got to jail but it turns
out that if I go back I will be released. I don't know if this a trap
or not but I go for it but get house arrested anyways but I broke
of my electric collar thing which made me go back to jail, What a
pain

Dairy # 2

Today When I was being pushed by my friend Bull a boy and a hillbilly walked past and Jasper Jr. yelled some very unpleasant things to the boy and the hillbilly stopped suddenly and turned around as fast as a cheetah and that's when I knew something big was about to happen. I knew it from the bottom of my dented, greenish crud infested motor. From my non-existing ear I hear the boy try to convince him to back off but the hillbilly kept coming like a angry train. He pedaled up to Jasper and looked him straight in the eye. He was very mad, But good thing bull blocked there path or else there wood of been some kung-fu karate action fighting. The hillbilly asked," What was it you said, boy?" and of course with Jasper's stubborn attitude said," I wasn't talkin' to you". "He was talking to me. Honest" Noah said. You could tell from his wimpy voice that he didn't want Trouble in the main highway because everyone would see. But the hillbilly didn't give up. He told Jasper that he had a potty mouth like his dad and then threatened to knock out all his teeth before he turns 18. Bull pleaded that Jasper didn't mean anything. The hillbilly told him aggressively to shut-up. The hillbilly told Jasper to apologize to him and his friend. The boy seemed disguised by this. Then Jasper apologized to him only and not Jasper which made bull yell that the boys father had sunk his boat and the hillbilly said like I care. then he had the decency to put his big disgusting foot with the smell of a thousand skunk on me than thrashed me down a big hill untill my insides toppled all over the asphalt floor making my gray gushy fluid go every where and ontop of that, no one picked me up and left.

Dairy #1

Coral Queen Here. Today I sunk to Davy Jones locker.And I'm going to express my angry and fear to you oh wonderful diary. It was a peaceful night with all the rich folks gambling and stuffing there faces at my buffet. My father Dusty Muleman seemed pretty happy with the amount of people on board. It was always packed but today seemed like an unusually heavy load. Good thing I didn't have to actually have to move. Usually, boats like me go out to sea 3 miles beyond the state boundaries for it to be legal to gamble, but Dusty says I'm special so I don't have to move. I've heard from other boats that when the weather is rough passenger throw up multi colored chunks of un-known stuff all every where. So I'm lucky. If it wasn't for my uncles, the Indians with very hard names, I wouldn't even be hear right now. Every one knows that only people who have ancestors who lived in America before the pilgrims arrived are allowed to run casinos in Florida. I was almost forced to travel the open sea to gamble until my uncles showed up with the legendary suited warriors with brief cases with a thousand tricks with them. They fiercely fought for my father to own with the Indians custody of me.in the end the warriors won. Well back to the sinking. It was early in the morning when an Eco maniac started my engine, untied the rope and forced me to move from my special spot to the mouth of the basin. Then he cut the hose and disconnected the bilge pumps then dived overboard, watching me drown to to Davy Jones locker